Good Italian Advise From Nonna

A young Italian girl was going on a date. Her nonna said: “Sit-a-here-a an-a me tell-a you about those-a young-a boys.  He’s a-gonne try an-a kissa you, you ate-a gonna like-a dat, but don’ta let-a him do that. Doing that-a will-a disgrace-a the family.  Bu most important, he’s a-gonna try an-a lay on top-a you, you are a-gonna like-a dat, but don’ta let him do that.  Doing that-a will-a disgrace-a the family.”
With that bit of advice, the granddaghther went on her date.  The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
“Nonna, I didn’t let him disgrace the family.  When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!”
Nonna Fainted!!!
~Unknown